Best Candy Bars Ever Mock Draft

Nov 01

Best Candy Bars Ever Mock Draft

A good piece of chocolate can make your day better. Diabetes, obesity, bad skin, spoiled dinners and chocolate smears on your face aside, the best candy bars ever make life awesome!

My friends at FifthPeriodLunch.com posted a blog listing the top five candy bars ever. Check it out when you get a chance, and without spoiling anything, I’ll just let you know that I nearly choked on the nine candy bars I was eating at the time, when I saw Mr. Goodbar listed in the top three.

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Best Chips Ever Mock Draft

Oct 29

Best Chips Ever Mock Draft

People that know me know I’m serious about three things: Dogs that look like people, “Three’s Company” fan fiction – and snack chips. There’s nothing worse than going to someone’s house for a party, and finding out their idea of the best chips ever is a half-open bag of store-brand potato chips, with some organic veggie chips that they claim, “Tastes like real food!”

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Fantasy Football Gameday: Spicy Popcorn Recipe

Sep 24

Fantasy Football Gameday: Spicy Popcorn Recipe

People that know me know I love three things: Spicy things, popcorn and wearing skinny jeans. (OK, notsomuch the third, but I like to keep you on your toes.) So I thought I’d take some time out to share with you my Spicy Popcorn recipe, which should make any game-watching activities even greater. It ain’t rocket surgery, but many people aren’t familiar with popping your own popcorn in this day and age, so I’ll spell it all out.

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12 Ways to Know You Are at a Crappy Super Bowl Party

Jan 30

12 Ways to Know You Are at a Crappy Super Bowl Party

An old football-watching buddy of mine emailed me a few years ago reminiscing about a bad Super Bowl party or two that we had been to together. Tom reminded me of the time my brother-in-law invited us over to his house for the ’99 Super Bowl (Falcons and Broncos), and then when we got there, he had a 20″ TV and a bad cable connection. We were also together at a Super Bowl party in ’94 (49ers and Chargers) when some guy had a karaoke machine. And he kept yelling, “Fumble-aya!!!” During the ’96 Super Bowl (Steelers and Cowboys), some chick sat in a prime seat (you know the ones: direct viewing angle, cushy bottom, short reach for snackage) and she talked about everything else in the world except the game, which she could care less about. This was also the party that my brother-in-law (same one) was using a red laser pointer to play with the cat in front of the television for like, I don’t know, six hours. Tom remembered all of these — apparently I had blocked them out of my memory until he brought them back up. I need counseling again. Thanks Tom. This does explain why I’m quick to snap on someone nowadays, though. There’s no way I let some Chatty Cathy go on and on during the whole Super Bowl again. A karaoke machine would have no chance. I’m less of a man for even being associated with that now. So Tom explained to me that he and another friend (Carl) got together to make a Super Bowl pact: They will always do a Super Bowl together only at their houses for the next 10 years. This is a great idea! Another rule they added is that the people invited to the Super Bowl party had to have come over at some point during the season to watch a game. That weeds out the looky-loos and the Bruno Mars fans. And if they did come over at some point during the season, they: Did not talk more than 10 percent of non-football related topics Brought good snacks Didn’t bring noisy kids And they proved their football knowledge. As Tom mentioned, the midseason game...

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10 Super Bowl Party Dos and Don’ts

Jan 30

10 Super Bowl Party Dos and Don’ts

The Super Bowl is finally here — which means you might be in danger of violating some major Super Bowl Party Dos and Don’ts.  DO wear a jersey of a team that is playing in the big game. DON’T effin wear the jersey of your team that not only did not make it to the Super Bowl, but didn’t even make it to the playoffs. Don’t be that guy (or gal). While we are on the subject of jerseys, ladies, please stop wearing pink jerseys. It’s not cute when Jessica Simpson does it and it certainly isn’t cute when you do it either. Pink is for baby showers and Pepto, not football. DO bring some beer over to the house where you will be watching the game. Chances are there will already be beer, but who cares. You can never have too much. DON’T opt out of bringing beer then proceed to complain about the kind the host is offering. “Oh, all you have is Bud Light? Eeee, um, I’m all set. I’ll just drink some milk.” DO ask the host prior to Sunday if they’d like you to bring over some sort of food or chips. Just like beer, there is no such thing as too much food. DON’T bring over something stupid and/or gross like a veggie platter or chopped liver with rye bread squares just to say you brought something. You’re not sitting Shiva, this is the Super Bowl, idiot. DO feel free to discuss the commercials that air during the Super Bowl. DON’T wait until the game is back on to talk about a commercial that just ended and expect everyone to turn their attention to you doing an impression of the E* Trade baby doing a touchdown dance in his highchair. DO ask the host at the end of the game if they need help with anything, such as cleaning or taking some food or beer off their hands. DON’T just start grabbing as much food and beer as you can carry and make a beeline for the door. Chances are you’ll be drunk and probably trip on your way out and embarrass yourself more than you already have — you scavenger. Good luck! Hopefully, these...

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This Thanksgiving, Go Straight to Sandwiches

Nov 28

This Thanksgiving, Go Straight to Sandwiches

The game that started it all, that Turkey Day classic between the Detroit Lions and the undefeated Chicago Bears was broadcast in 1934 on a paltry 94 radio stations. The young Detroit Lions sold out their 26,000 seat stadium that year, and even though they lost the game, they have played on Thanksgiving Day ever since. The Dallas Cowboys joined the day’s lineup in 1966, pretty much for the same reason, to boost their popularity, and General Manager Tex Schramm ran with the opportunity. America’s team, and its cheerleaders, still grace television screens for happy fans. They’ve only missed that Turkey Day game twice in the intervening years. The Cowboys host the Oakland Raiders at 4:30 p.m. ET Thursday, Nov. 28, on FOX. This Thanksgiving, the Lions meet Green Bay for the first game of the day beginning at 12:30 p.m. ET, broadcast by CBS. The prime-time slot this year will be filled by the Pittsburgh Steelers/Baltimore Ravens contest, slated for 8:30 p.m. ET on NBC. A Twist on Thanksgiving Tradition As you embrace the football tradition this year, why not have hearty sandwiches as your primary Thanksgiving feast, instead of waiting for the leftovers? You know you’d love the ease of preparation, and what’s not to enjoy about a day-long television and eating festival with a group of friends and family? The most important preparation you can make is to arrange for plenty of comfortable seating in front of the big-screen. If you’re currently a subscriber to direcTV, you already have the basic ingredients for a great party. You probably already know about the advantages of NFL Sunday Ticket — it’s not just football, you know. If you don’t have Sunday Ticket, there’s time to contact www.Direct.tv to activate your service before the big day. How to Feed the Crowd For the best possible pigskin party this year, you can plan to eat all day — provide plenty of grazing options and let guests cruise past the food tables as their appetites dictate. But save yourself the hassle of preparing a “sit-down” dinner, and eliminate the L-triptophan-induced stupor that too much food produces. Instead of roasting a turkey, try smoking one. Slice smoked turkey for do-it-yourself-sandwiches on a...

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Fantasy Football Gameday: Spicy Lowfat Turkey Chili Recipe

Sep 09

Fantasy Football Gameday: Spicy Lowfat Turkey Chili Recipe

A few years ago, I started working out with a great trainer named Doug Jackson. (About a month into it, I cracked my tailbone snowboarding and pretty much never went back to work out … ever. But this isn’t about that.) Doug shared a version of this recipe for Lowfat Turkey Chili that I turned into my version of Spicy Lowfat Turkey Chili recipe. It’s perfect for a Fantasy Football Game Day when you’re trying to not be huge. Spicy Lowfat Turkey Chili Recipe 1 lb. Ground Turkey Breast 1 can Dark Red Kidney Beans (drained, rinsed) 2 cans Chili Kidney Beans (drained, rinsed) 1 Large Can Whole Peeled Tomatoes 1 cup Water 1 package Frozen Corn 1 package Chili Seasoning 1 package Ranch Mix 1/4 tsp to 1 tsp Cayenne Pepper Handful of Jalapeno Peppers (some sliced, some minced) (optional) Couple Habanero Peppers (thinly siced) (optional) Light Sour Cream (optional) Shredded Mexican Cheese Directions: In a pot, on medium heat, brown the ground turkey – then drain the juice if there is any. Add chili seasoning, mix well. Add the beans and peppers. Add the (undrained) tomatoes, but make sure you hand-crush each tomato as you add it to the pot. Add corn and water and stir. Add Ranch Mix and stir. Stir in cayenne pepper. Simmer for 30-45 minutes.   Serve over brown rice if you like, it tends to help cut the spiciness a bit. Also, a dollop of light sour cream or Mexican cheese is a nice addition. And finally, when you’ve decided taste is more important than weight-loss – use Fritos Scoops to scoop up super bites!   Spicy Lowfat Turkey Chili Recipe ingredients Notes Yeah, that’s right – corn. I entered this into a chili contest at OPEN Sports a few years ago, and one of the judges immediately dismissed my entry because “there’s no corn in chili. NEXT!” I was really sad later on when he found out he had three slashed tires. By the way, it’s important to get ground turkey breast because just regular ground turkey isn’t too far off calories/fat-wise from regular ground beef. Don’t worry about salt and pepper, since the chili seasoning and the Ranch mix takes...

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