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January 2018

My Disney Poop Story

By | 2018-01-30T09:46:35+00:00 January 3rd, 2018|Life ..., Potty ...|

There are certain moments that seem to define your life. My trip to the bathroom at Disney about 10 years ago was one of those moments. This story is long, but the payoff is worth it. Don't be discouraged just because it's called a "poop story." It was a hot and humid day at the Magic Kingdom. I had just polished off a bread bowl full of clam chowder and the family decided to hit Splash Mountain.

October 2016

15 Men’s Restroom Rules

By | 2017-06-14T07:56:46+00:00 October 25th, 2016|Potty ...|

Coming up with men’s restroom rules wasn’t that hard. I’ve worked in an office environment for most of my life, and it's safe to say that I have learned the do’s, don’ts and doo-doos of sharing a bathroom with dozens of men from multiple businesses. I have a lot of experience in the bathroom, I’m sort of a poop prodigy. My Disney Poop Story alone would make you think I'm a magnet for crazy things happening to me in public restrooms. Iv'e had 6-year-old boys eyeball me through the stall door until I was finished, and I've had toilets overflow in the stall next to me.


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